Coffee Jerks
Coffee Jerks
Coffee Jerks
Coffee Jerks
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Coffee Jerks
WIFE BAD
So this is how we got boomer humor
Leading cause of divorce in the 60’s
That’s what they get for letting a woman in the kitchen.
Skipped the part where they would get slapped immediately after.
Loved the part where a guy working “at the plant” owns a house and has a stay at home wife.
Reminds me of one of my favorite scenes in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle: https://youtu.be/DsJtHyikSKQ
Pertinent scene starts at 0:47.
*edited to new link*
Well they wouldn’t have to be jerks if these women knew how to make a decent coffee. I bet they’d already been told plenty of times!
“How do you take your coffee?”
“Seriously, very seriously.”
I only drink Columbian coffee crystals
On the other hand there’s [this](https://youtu.be/mZjXm_1wgG4?t=25s)
I can’t really get behind the coffee shaming, but coffee in that era *was* bad, and is why, still to this day, people abroad think American coffee is crap.
The height of technology was electric percolators, which, urk…if you’ve had the displeasure, you know exactly what I’m talking about.
These were likely commercials for instant coffee, which should tell you everything: if instant coffee is better than what’s coming out of your coffee pot, something is seriously wrong.
[Is that a “Tesla” lunchbox?](https://youtu.be/VssO5bKFJU0?t=26)
Can we also add in everyone who says “dont speak to me until I’ve had my coffee”
Thanks for naming my new band.
“Did you ever see Steve Carell looking so happy?”
“Jim never throws coffee on the flowers at home…”
They should have ended it with the [“real gourmet shit” clip from Pulp Fiction](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idV4GQRflHM)
Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home…
Ezekiel 18-2: *”The parents have eaten sour grapes, and the children’s teeth are set on edge”.*
Thanks a lot grandpa, now we all gotta deal with these crazy femenazi cunts because of you.
I find the women portrayed in these movies amazing. They respond back with politeness no matter what. Perhaps this is why we always see women as angels when there’s a fight happening between a guy and a girl and we instinctively take the girl’s side.
Some of those guys weren’t jerks
Seems like the simple solution is to make the coffee yourself.
Seriously fuck people who make shitty coffee