Theorists, what you are about to see is from the Food Theory vault. It is an episode that was almost never aired, due to the events of last year. Remember buffets? The all you can eat experience of piling your plate so high with crab legs, various meat, and desserts? I wanted to figure out how to get the best bang for your buck at ANY buffet. I did the research, live and in person before everything shut down. The buffet we went to does not even EXIST anymore! Yet,I knew the knowledge we gained was worth sharing so that you too could beat the buffet.
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Credits:
Writers: Matthew Patrick and Luke Barats
Editors: Dan “Cybert” Seibert
Assistant Editor: AlyssaBeCrazy
Sound Editor: Yosi Berman
i am socially akward, but if i want some expensive meat, i just go up the the person and get it, i also simply dont care what other think of me, side effect of being bullied in school tho :/
There's a place called Leaf and it has really good frozen yogurt and instead of weighing the ice cream they have different size cups and the toppings come with the ice cream so it's free
I learned by my family, the side of the plate my be limiting, but the height isn't. And you get a bigger bowl in replacement for the small ice cream bowl you get. I personally can eat a bit, less during the buffet. I can pretty much be able to eat 3 pizzas in my house but only one in a buffet.
When going to any buffet, I'd always walk the floor before even taking a plate. I wanted to get an overall view of the selection, then strategize what to try. My first plate was a sampling of the most enticing items (and I always tried to avoid starchy foods), then I could keep going back for my favorites. I went to one buffet that boasted a huge seafood dinner selection; it was heaven. 😋 I also used to go to a frozen yogurt place that had a "No-Weigh Wednesday" promo; one could fill a small cup for $5. My friend and I would fill up, but stop periodically to tap our cups on the counter to get rid of air pockets. 😆 I used the same tactic at the buffets that had the self-serve ice cream machines.😆🍦
This is why I get everything I need before I even start to eat. And I have gone back plenty to het enough meat I never get bread its normaly mostly meat
I’m offended at this video, not because of the buffet and their practices of trying to save a buck, but Mats pronunciation of kielbasa! It’s “Keh-Baah-cee!” 🙄🙄🙄
"There is a 41% chance that you are wearing sweatpants."
Me, wearing sweatpants: s o r c e r y
i am socially akward, but if i want some expensive meat, i just go up the the person and get it, i also simply dont care what other think of me, side effect of being bullied in school tho :/
There's a place called Leaf and it has really good frozen yogurt and instead of weighing the ice cream they have different size cups and the toppings come with the ice cream so it's free
For a second I thought it said “food theory’s last episode” and I panicked.
This is privilege in its finest moment lol.
"Beef and water" 🤣
How to become master of buffet bring boxes to put food in to keep for weeks and then you can beat the buffet
I learned by my family, the side of the plate my be limiting, but the height isn't. And you get a bigger bowl in replacement for the small ice cream bowl you get. I personally can eat a bit, less during the buffet. I can pretty much be able to eat 3 pizzas in my house but only one in a buffet.
i just beat the game of chance, i just started this video and no ads were in my way at start
When going to any buffet, I'd always walk the floor before even taking a plate. I wanted to get an overall view of the selection, then strategize what to try. My first plate was a sampling of the most enticing items (and I always tried to avoid starchy foods), then I could keep going back for my favorites. I went to one buffet that boasted a huge seafood dinner selection; it was heaven. 😋 I also used to go to a frozen yogurt place that had a "No-Weigh Wednesday" promo; one could fill a small cup for $5. My friend and I would fill up, but stop periodically to tap our cups on the counter to get rid of air pockets. 😆 I used the same tactic at the buffets that had the self-serve ice cream machines.😆🍦
Well this episode wasnt useful in getting to know food theory lore but its useful for going to a buffet
Man I miss ponderosa
Is there still golden corrals???
misread the title to be “food theory’s last episode” and almost cried……… ANYWAY…..
This is why I get everything I need before I even start to eat. And I have gone back plenty to het enough meat I never get bread its normaly mostly meat
I actually remember watching this video long ago… strange to think about… is this just me?
Please sir, can have some more steak?
2.80 per pound for meat?? Can we go back to trumps economy please??.
0:55 How menacing…
Hey if your trying this theory if you still want disert get creme brulle it is very expensive and light
Every 5 year old: “mat pat said a bad word”
Me: “Ok?”
I wouldn't be surprised if there's an equivalent to an FBI's most wanted list for buffets and MatPat is their public enemy number 1.
I’m offended at this video, not because of the buffet and their practices of trying to save a buck, but Mats pronunciation of kielbasa! It’s “Keh-Baah-cee!” 🙄🙄🙄
I love how this episode looks compared to normal food theory content
If u are a waitress and u go to a buffet.. we can hold more than 3 plates at once in 1 hand.. small plates technics dont work on us
Is that Swagger stagger I hear? Give TangoTek back his outro music!
July 23th? Indeed, Mattpat…