Croque Monsieur – You Suck at Cooking (episode 131)

Use code YOUSUCK14 to get up to 14 FREE MEALS across your first 5 HelloFresh boxes, plus free shipping at The Croque Monsieur (not to be confused with the Croak Monsieur, the Croquet Monsieur, the Crockpot Monsieur, or the Crackpot Monsieur) is a sandwich that tastes good. Subscribe: RECIPE It’s in the video. But if […]

Honey Roasted Carrots – You Suck at Cooking (episode 75)

Carrots. They’re dangerously delicious. Subscribe: Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin To make these carrots: Get some carrots. Get the other stuff. Drizzle some olive oil, honey, pepper pepper pepper, and salt on the carrots. Cross rassle and side rassle them until covered. Bake for 25 minutes on 4 hundo. Be careful.

Pumpkin Pie – You Suck at Cooking (episode 68)

Pumpkins are good for literally 2 things; making pumpkin pies, and throwing them off bridges. Well I’m all all out of bridges. Subscribe: Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin To make the pie: Buy a pie crust. Nobody has time for that and they’re like a buck or two Take a 13.5oz/398ml can of pure pumpkin. Not “pumpkin pie […]

Pesto – You Suck at Cooking (episode 73)

Pesto. It’s the besto. Subscribe: Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin 2 cups basil Half cup olive oil half cup parmesan couple spoonfuls of pine nuts (you can use walnuts if you want) a clove or two or garlic you can salt it a bit more if the parmesan hasn’t done the trick

Cold Brew Coffee – You Suck at Cooking (episode 24)

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Corn on the Cob – You Suck at Cooking (episode 45)

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Sandwich of Justice – You Suck at Cooking (episode 25)

Subscribe:►► First Egg Video:►► Next Egg Video: This sandwich began with Ryan. Special thanks to Police Chief Paul. Recipe: Wide Bread White Mayo Brown Hashbrowns Old Cheddar Round Egg A whisper of Ketchup Thin wisps of pickle Thicker wisps of tomato Fresh salt pepper pepper pepper Creamy avocado White mayo Wide bread

Modified Mac and Cheese – You Suck at Cooking (episode 53)

Subscribe: Moar: More of me here: Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin Recipes: Make the mac and cheese then put the stuff in it that I mentioned in the video. Inception Foghorn effect from

Macho Nachos – You Suck at Cooking (episode 26)

Subscribe:►► Botchos:►► If you’re the kind of guy who regularly puts your fist through drywall at the mildest of annoyances, you’re gonna love these nachos. NOT FOR GIRLS. Nacho chips Shredded cheddar Tomato/blackbeans/green onion/whatever else you want just lots of stuff. (the most important thing is to layer) Repeat that process. Probably add some hot […]

Transcendental Granola – You Suck at Cooking (episode 43)

Subscribe; Zucchinize: Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin Granola. It’s delicious. Take 3 cups of oats. Crush 2 cups of any nuts you like. Take half a cup of coconut oil and half a cup of maple syrup or honey and mix that all together. With a teaspoon of vanilla extract. And a teaspoon of sea salt. Mix it […]