So some old lady ACTUALLY stormed Area 51
So some old lady ACTUALLY stormed Area 51
So some old lady ACTUALLY stormed Area 51
So some old lady ACTUALLY stormed Area 51
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The cops cant believe it either.
When you walkin’
I bake cookies and kick ass
And I am all out of cookies
“Stormed”
what am i gonna do, die?
-old lady, probably
No more? what happened?
edit: she got scooped up by a truck a half mile down the road ([source](https://twitter.com/Leche_frio/status/1175497075951198208?s=20))
She clappin alien cheeks while we’re typing in the comments!
o7
This whole thing is so fucking stupid.
All this buildup and the best we get is some old lady walking at a snail’s pace.
Guy asks cop “You gonna do anything about that?”
Cop “Eventually.”
lol!
“Dew it” heh
The voices of those guys sound exactly like I expected the voices of these area 51 lot to sound
So are the repercussions the same as if you gained unauthorized access to a military base or is it worse since it’s Area 51?
“These damn boomers and taking their memes too seriously!”
I couldn’t help but crack up at the guy’s next tweet on that Twitter account.
> For everyone asking “wHy DiDnT tHe ReSt Of YoU gO” I’m Black so I’m not taking any chances
This gives the MPs something to actually do. I can’t imagine being put on that detail. How boring it must be.
r/killthecameraman
brrt
From this guys twitter account
>Since everyone keeps asking:
1. The cops couldn’t go after her since they were only state cops and it’s a federal base
2. She got scooped up by 2 trucks like half a mile in
3. No I don’t know what happened to her but I can assume she’s jail
[Source](https://twitter.com/Leche_frio/status/1175497075951198208)
And this is exactly why the raid was never really a concern.
Watch the vid and notice how it’s just miles and miles of absolutely nothing as far as you can see?
Yeah. All the secret squirrel shit and alien stuff is **way** back from the gate. You’re gonna be Naruto-running for a couple hours before you get anywhere meaningful.
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At least she had the balls to do it
Folks here are saying the cops are not allowed on military bases. That is not entirely true. They can go on a regular base and you see them all the time. Here in the states it is more common because of possible incidents like an active shooter. When I was stationed in Aviano, Carabinieri would constantly go on base as well. As for Federal cops…..I’m sure that even if an FBI agent was there he would not cross that line. If you have no business being on that base you’re not getting on, no matter what entity you are.
So a bunch of people showed up just to stand around and see if anyone would walk in?
Is there a way for me to get old without having to be redirected to the twitter app?
It would be hilarious if they took her inside and disclosed EVERYTHING to her then released her a couple days later, nobody would believe someone crazy enough to walked into Area 51.
She got some alien cheeks to clap.
– millions of people hit ‘going’
– only one old lady actually does
You’re all being fooled! She was the one who started the meme! She wanted everyone to show up! She was the alien the whole time! She wanted to use us as cover to get back to her ship!
“This is supposed to be the greatest army in the world, and you guys couldn’t even kill me. I have to say, I’m not impressed.”
Damn rebellious boomers and their memes.
“”””””””””stormed”””””””””””
*stormed*
For anybody curious, from that location (Following the road) it would take 11 hours to walk at a reasonable / mildly brisk pace.
For her walking like that, it could take 16-24 hours as it’s almost a 60km walk to the closest alien ass clapping station.
As the bird flies it is 39.19km to the base location i chose. So it could be less but is a much worse walk.
She wasn’t going to get far, honestly she is a bigger risk to herself than risk to the government for anything she might find.
Now for some Naruto runners? perhaps they might stand a chance but they would still need a rest stop .
Also I think this is the person they were on about who got arrested.
The second one was a guy who went to piss nearby.
“Life is not worth living without catgirls.” -Her, probably
I wouldn’t exactly call that “storming”.
Pfft! She’s not even Naruto-running. 3/10.
She wins the A51 Raid like a boss…more balls than the reddit meme boys.
hi
stupid fucking cancer
/r/cringe
How long until they drone strike her
You know this whole incident probably helped the US Military’s security in general.
Why the others say no? They went there to do that.
We all thought it would be the millennials but the boomers finally come through
She needs to speak to a manager
This would be 70% more interesting if she got obliterated by a cruise-type missile
what in **Area 51** anyway ?
15 seconds later she stepped on land mine
Top kek
” So like some old lady ACTUALLY stormed… ”
So this is just a very accurate re-enactment?
How funny itd be if she got tour of area 51when they picked her up
So it took an old lady to show you all how it’s done.
yolo.
Can’t fix stupid no matter how old
Perhaps she is returning the base?
Is that the Hokage?
Less of a raid, more of a little jaunt.
The link said two trucks came and picked her up . Did they saw her in half ?
ACTUALLY
She signed up for a once in a lifetime event with million others, thinking she might be able to actually go to area 51.
Imagine her disappointment when only a few dozens came, and they’re all not even “storming” with her
why did no one join her!?
She has more balls then those little dweebs
Stupidpalooza. Burning man for idiots.
She should have at least Naruto walked.
She’s not as stupid as the guy filming vertically.
That’s like me when we go to the cold ass beach and I still go swimming even if I’m alone. I didn’t drive all this way to stand here lookin cute!
Damn people are so passive. She lead the way and nothing happened, they should’ve followed.
I find this so hilarious out of all the people in the area 51 who could actually have the balls and guts to actually do it it’s a old lady kudos to her she definitely has my respect that’s one bad ass old lady